Monday, April 12, 2010

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Sister


Amelie and Josette.
Never the opposite.

Only
Amelie and Josette.



November 14, 1851.

A week worn out by incessant rain.
Mrs. Setrienne is in labor for 18 hours.
Mr. Setrienne is in labor for 8 months, 4 days and 15 hours since he discovered the twin pregnancy of his wife.
"Deep breaths ... deep breaths not rattle Mrs. .." repeated the doctor now since he had crossed the threshold of the house.
had been called in haste, awakened in the middle of the night, and her cheeks red blood showed in the race that barely fifty years old had a bit of flesh made to arrive at the house in the hills of Setrienne ...

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

How Many Words In A Chapter

1st chapter - Water that flows does not lead poison


The moon was high in the sky and its reflection lighted the dry moat, the only boundary between two fields of maize.
lightning, a figure to go through it indefinitely on the other side.
collect all that its small size allows it, and after a quick look wary, met again in friendly territory.
now Larry watched his land for days, ever since he realized that, Every morning, the cobs of his field of maize decreased significantly.
But that night, after so many past only to observe, decided to act.
quickly descended the stairs of the barn where he was stationed, grabbed the faithful gallows, and left the house determined to reclaim his ears.
came to the door of Martin, the only close within a few miles, and was about to knock at his door, when it came to the window dressed for the night, holding in his right hand the trusty shotgun.
As you may have guessed, did not seem to have diplomatic intentions.
"Anderson of my boots! Not enough corn in your field?!? You must come
to steal my own! "shouted Larry, before spitting on the door of a neighbor.
"Old sponge! You come to talk about theft!?! Looks like you've narrowed down my field of corn! "And, as usual, insult followed a spit.
The two bicker all night, but the "question of the corn" is not solved, indeed, as the nights passed thefts multiplied, until the bloody August.
That night, put the mouse moving across the ditch for the last time: the task entrusted to it was very risky.
But on his return, the rodent was greeted by thunderous cries of the people pounding.
Meanwhile, on the other shore, the rats metabolize the worst news you can receive: a declaration of war.
Now the question was not about more Martin or Larry, was now a war between rodents, a war that would not prisoners, only victims.

Chapter 1 is finished. To go to Chapter 2 here .

Friday, April 9, 2010

Can I Take 4 Metronidazole

The bald unforgiving

five to six.

Another, another, certainly not the last.
A number alone can not describe my whole "career" a mathematician.
E Then, the bitterness of the vote is added to the usual inevitable comment: "It is well ... a vote
which in itself is not enough .... but not sufficient ..."
Thank you, thank you very much, them until I get there too.
But then that vote is?!?
A joke for the pupil, a loophole for the prof who saddled, or just one number, for sure, I will spend the summer to study ...

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

How To Return Radioshack Item Without Receipt

1st chapter - Bertolino

"Bertolino, there is a call for you!"
"Finish, finish, two seconds that I finish shaping the ground ..."
to himself the old Lino hoped it was not just one of the fiercest and "loyal" creditors.
"Hello?" Said softly, "Who is looking for me?"
"Hello I am the Notary Mr. Bertolino Van Avel, are you Mr. Bertolino Lino?"
"Yes, I am, why? What happened? "
" I wanted to inform you that your great-uncle died last night and he mentioned in his will ... .. she is the only relative mentioned ".

Lino scratched his head, shiny, made bald from the stress of a life that's too exhausting wore really tight.
"I'm sorry but I really did not remember to have a great uncle still alive ..."
"Even as I was told, died in the company of the one person who is able to bear it ... Anyway, back to economics, you should come to my office to sign some papers and to receive what it is. "
"Okay ... I'll see that I can do ... The fact is that well ... Now ..."
"Look, my office is in Milan ... If you knew how to tell time in days that will reach the city, I'll come and fetch me"
"The last Friday of the month I receive my salary ... If it were possible ..."
"Sure, sure, the wait at the station." And with those words the call was interrupted.
Lino vaguely remembered the figure of the great-uncle ... His father named him, maybe once, describing him as a gruff man, poor and, ultimately, understood. This, despite having made a fortune in mining camp in the boom years of 60, lived with the bare essentials.
The ticket for the train was too much for the tight finances of a simple worker assigned to the area of \u200b\u200bthe shape of the soles, so he had to wait a few days and make a bit 'belt.



The first chapter is finished. To move to the second chapter here .