Answer: "Well Tessore and you?" and meanwhile, with a smile and fintissimo with the face of stupid, try to remember which name has stramaledettissimo the person in front of you.
Second question: "When you come down?"
Answer: "A few days ago and you?" and finally you think you've remembered the name, then the right concerns and begin to wonder if it was what, a few years ago ....;)
Third question: "How do you find yourself ... " (Of course the application does not ever include the name of the city you live in or the right of your choice because obviously you are not alone in wondering who is talking with "
Answer:" Fine, Milan is wonderful, and I am very well but you like you're a. ...?
Fourth question: "A New Year faaaaai that?"
Answer: "I have no idea, I do not want to do anything .... I'd rather go out of this town!" and she nods while trying to remember the question you just did.
Fifth and final question: "When you get?"
Answer: "Right after New Year ... you? And both begin to realize that we ran out of clichés that we have nothing to tell, that basically we do not know if not having that and maybe a few years ago, I was too obnoxious.
followed by 10-15 seconds of silence followed by an "I capitooo VITAM .... SEE YOU!", Then take two steps finally glad it's over even this "record" (I talk too), pull a sigh of relief and suddenly you hear a new hand behind the shoulder that is calling you: "VITAMIAAA !!!!! WHEN you come down ?"....
And then you realize at that time why did you decide to run away from home so soon.